Showing posts with label "HOW FRIEDSHIP BREAK?". Show all posts
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Saturday, September 27, 2008

"HOW FRIEDSHIP BREAK"



"Learn How Friedship Break"











HOW FRIENDSHIP BREAK ?


Both Friends Will Think The Other Is Busy




And Will Not Contact Thinking It May Be Disturbing

As Time Passes


Both Will Think Let The OTher Contact


After That each Will Think Why I Should Contact First ?


Here Your Love Will Be Converted To Hate


Finally Without Contact The Memory Becomes Weak

They Forget Each Other.

So Keep In Touch With All And Pass This TO All Your Friends...
.
I Don`t Want To be One Of This Kind.


So Here I Am sending Mail To Every One


To Say





I Am Fine Here



Please keep in touch with me



"MATHS MODEL PAPER"

"SOLVE THE FOLLOWING QUESTION"
Q1)solve for x and y
47x + 31y = 63
31x + 47y = 15 ans. x=2,y=-1
Q2) Aman sold a chair and table together for Rs.850 at a loss of 10% on the table and a gain on chair of 10%. on selling together of Rs. 950,he would made a gain of 10% on the table and 10% loss on the chair. find c.p. of each?
Q3)A's says to B "I am 5 times as old as you were;when i was as old as you are."The sum of their present ages is 64. find their present ages?
Q4)A men when asked how many hens and buffalos he has, he replied that his animals have 120 eyes and 180 legs. find number of hens and buffalos?
Q5)the larger angle of triangle is equal tothe sum of other two angles. the smallest angle is 1/4 of the larger angle. find the angles?
(you can send me answers on my id)
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Warm Regards
Himanshu Dwivedi

"MODERN PANCHATANTRA STORIES"








Modern Panchtantra Story [ IT HUMOR ]

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop
programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a
river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday
market.

One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell
in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood ( the
woodcutter and the axe )

He started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test
him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer
told her that he had lost his computer in the river.

As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match
box and asked, "Is this your computer ?
" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer
replied, " No."

She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his.
Annoyed, the engineer said "No, not at all !!"

Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his.
The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said "Yes."

The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all
three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her,
"Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers
before bringing up my own ?"

The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupid
donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the
Billennium, the latest computers from IBM !". So saying, she disappeared
with the Pentium !!


Moral: If you're not up-to-date with technology trends, it's better to keep
your mouth shut and let people think you're a genius than to open your
mouth and remove all doubt.

Warm Regards


Himanshu dwivedi